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Chimp hanging upside down from lectern named new Pentagon spokesman
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Illegal Alien Who Killed 3 in Illegal U-Turn in Florida Surges to Top of 2028 Democratic Presidential Polls
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Mumbai Man Swims to Office to Keep the ‘Mumbai Spirit’ Alive, Boss Cuts His Transportation Allowance
To keep the Mumbai Spirit alive, a Mumbai man swam to his office amid waterlogging, but instead of cheering him,…
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Netanyahu Warns Trump That Australia Is Just Decades Away From Producing Nuclear Submarines
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‘We Don’t Have Money In The Budget To Tithe,’ Says Family Currently Spending $30K Per Year On Travel Baseball
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Reform members protesting outside churches after hearing priest groomed and abused multiple women
Churches across the country have reported large numbers of Reform voters gathering outside their doors in protests designed to secure…
Not Fooling Anyone: Trump Clearly Had A Bunch Of Fluid Pumped Into His Body To Make His Ankles Look Proportional
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Alamitos Beach’s New Wave Forecast: 100% Chance of Rubber Duckies from Overturned Ship – Surfing LA
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Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers Classes in Shark Negotiation Techniques – Surfing LA
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Woman’s Morning Positive Affirmations Replaced with Fiona Apple’s 1997 VMAs “This World is Bullshit” Speech
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